WHAT NOT TO WEAR

THIS IS WHY RAINCOATS ARE YELLOW

WTF

MOM ALWAYS SAID , WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR AND DUCT TAPE YOUR CRACK

GUMMI BEARS

THE GUMMI BEAR ON THE LEFT IS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE PACK, THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS A GUMMI BEAR AFTER SOAKING IN VODKA FOR 24 HOURS.....ANY QUESTIONS.

FUNNY

BABY DREW

THIS IS THE CITY COUSIN HAVING A BALL AT THE NEIGHBORS POOL. I WENT TO VISIT THIS PAST WEEK-END AND DREW LOOKS LIKE HE'S GROWN TWO INCHES SINCE I WAS LAST THEIR. I COULD SIT FOR HOURS AND WATCH THE FUNNY FACES HE MAKES. THAT'S ONE ADORABLE KID.

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ALL MY KIDS AND GRANDKIDS TOGETHER. I DON'T GET TO SEE THAT AS OFTEN AS I WOULD LIKE.

HAVING FUN WITH PICTURES...IF I DIDN'T GET YOU, JUST WAIT, I WILL

CHRISTY...YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

JUST A LITTLE BIT OF DEMON IN HIM

JESSICA NEEDS THOSE EYEBROWS WAXED

JACKSON'S A LITTLE ON THE HAIRY SIDE

THIS IS ALMOST TOO MUCH TO TAKE

THE HAPPY HIPPIE COUPLE

WHEN HER DEMONS COME OUT

DANA CHANGED HER NAME TO SHINEEKA

DREW...THE PIMPSTER

CHAD NEEDS A NEW WEAVE

ALL I DONE WAS ASK HER TO SMILE

MY MORPHED GRANDCHILDREN

BEACH PICS OF DANA AND THE KIDS

COWBOYS ON THE BEACH

YOU KNOW HOW I AM, ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THOSE STRANGE SIGHTS, ALWAYS WITH CAMERA IN HAND. CHECK OUT THE COWBOYS ON THE BEACH.

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ME, DANA AND THE THREE GRAND KIDS WILL BE LEAVING FOR VIRGINIA BEACH ON SATURDAY. KEITH, STEPHANIE AND JOHN ARE COMING MONDAY. BIG DREW WILL BE LEAVING ON TUESDAY FOR IRAQ. THE KIDS ARE EXCITED ABOUT WATCHING THE "BIG SHIP" LEAVE, BUT NONE OF US ARE EXCITED ABOUT HIM GOING TO IRAQ. DON'T FORGET HIM IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.

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BEAVER HUNTING

MY SON-IN-LAW CHRIS HAS AN OLDER AUNT AND UNCLE WHO LIVE A COUPLE OF HOUSES UP FROM US. THEY ALSO OWN ABOUT 50 ACRES DOWN THE STREET. CHRIS IS THE HUNTER IN OUR FAMILY. HE IS OUR NATURAL BORN COUNTRY BOY, OUR REDNECK, THE ONE WE GO TO WHEN A CRITTER HAS WONDERED ONTO THE PROPERTY. HIS UNCLE CALLED TO TELL HIM THAT THE BEAVERS WERE TEARING UP THE POND. THEY HAD BUILT A DAM AND STOPPED UP THE CREEK THAT FEEDS THE POND. WELL CHRIS LOADS HIS SHOTGUN AND LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS " YOU WANT TO TAKE SOME PICTURES, IT'S PRETTY DOWN AT THE POND". HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE DESTRUCTION THAT A BEAVER CAN DO? I WAS AMAZED. I GUESS I HAD ALWAYS THOUGHT OF BEAVERS AS SMALL ANIMALS, BUT THEY ARE NOT. CHRIS SHOT ONE BEAVER, THE ONLY ONE WE SAW, AND HE WAS AT LEAST 3 FEET LONG. THESE ARE BIG UGLY WATER RATS.

WAL-MART SURPRISE

I WAS AT WAL-MART WITH MY DAUGHTER GETTING LAST MINUTE STUFF FOR MY GRAND SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND I SEEN THIS. THANK GOD FOR CAMERAS, OR NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE ME. LOOK CLOSE, HE HAS NO SHIRT ON. THAT IS HAIR ALL OVER HIS BODY. WHO WOULD GO OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE THAT? THIS DUDE NEEDS SOME SERIOUS WAXING, AND A BATH, AND NEW CLOTHES.

SNUGARU

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE STUPID THINGS. YOU KNOW THEY HAVE THOSE SNUGGY BLANKETS ON T.V. THE ONES WITH ARMS SO YOU CAN COVER UP AND HAVE YOUR HANDS FREE FOR THE REMOTE. WELL HERE IS THE SNUGARU. THEY ACTUALLY SELL THIS STUPID THING. THEY LOOK LIKE ALIEN PREGNANT PEOPLE. I KNOW NO ONE WHO WOULD BE SEEN CARRYING THEIR BABY AROUND LIKE THIS, EXCEPT MAYBE CARROT TOP, AND LET'S FACE IT, HE'S LOOKS AS STUPID AS THE SNUGARU.

THE STRANGEST CRITTER I HAVE EVER SEEN

THEIR ARE A LOT OF STRANGE ANIMALS, BUT THIS ONE IS REALLY STRANGE. MAYBE BECAUSE MY LAST POST WAS ABOUT PETERS, I FELT THE NEED TO STAY ON THIS SUBJECT, MAYBE BECAUSE I'M SEX DEPRIVED, ALTHOUGH I DOUBT THAT, OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THIS ANIMAL REMINDS ME OF A DICK WITH BUCK TEETH. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE? I NEED TO KNOW, DOES IT LOOK LIKE A DICK WITH BUCK TEETH TO YOU? LET ME KNOW SOON....I'M LOSING SLEEP OVER IT......LEAVE YOUR ANSWER IN THE COMMENTS SECTION. HURRY NOW, THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION. I MUST KNOW YOUR ANSWER.

BY THE WAY THE LITTLE DICK WITH BUCK TEETH IS REALLY A NAKED MOLE RAT. THEY LIVE IN EAST AFRICA.......BOY I'M GLAD I DON'T LIVE THERE.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE WROTE A CHILDREN'S BOOK ABOUT THIS UGLY CRITTER.

HOMEGROWN PETERS

LOOK AT THIS, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FUNNIER LOOKING PEPPER. I AM ORDERING SEEDS TODAY AND I'M GOING TO GROW ME SOME HOT JUICY PETER PEPPERS. BE REALLY GOOD AND I MIGHT SHARE MY PETERS WITH YOU. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET AN OFFER LIKE THAT? NOT EVERYONE YOU KNOW WOULD SHARE THEIR PETERS WITH YOU. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT TELL YOU THAT THEY WILL SHARE THEIR PETERS BUT THEY DON'T . THEY KEEP THEM AND EAT THOSE JUICY RED HOT PETERS ALL BY THEMSELVES. CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW SELFISH SOME PEOPLE CAN BE?